Adam , who is still tired from all the work he did to get into the Book of World Records, (or perhaps for some other reason) called Arthur Guinness and told him about our Ronald McDonald beer meister.

Guinnesses immediately put our Ronald into the book as the beer dispenser which brought the Philly Fest to its knees, if only for one weekend.

Rumor has it that next year the Front Porch will be featured on the Rainbow coalition web site as the place to "Get Down!"

Tom took a little mental trip back to the old
country, aided by that which for centuries
has kept the Irish from taking over the world.

And sure enough after one rub of the bottle this cute little red haired leprechaun lass appeared out of the bottle ane offered him three wishes.

He was slurring his words by then, so he asked for:
whirlled peas,
someone to stop the violins,
and lastly for a ten inch pianist.

On the last night of the fest, Maya's mom taught everyone to dance the Hora. Meghan looked on. Ashley finally got into it, then chia-pet boy in a kilt appeared, like a furry satyr and attempted to broach the virtuous nymphet right there. All danced happily into the night.